Saturday 5 January 2019

#229

What follows is a copy-paste job.  But it's too good to let go unnoticed:
Let's start a thread on what famous Indians would do if we were living in Nazi Germany.
Shashi Tharoor would write a book titled 'Why I am a Nazi'. Then he will write articles about how soft Nazism is better than Nazism.  Amir khan would have a TV show where he would be shedding tears on hearing stories of Jewish persecution. 
Then he will go and meet the Fuhrer. He will give interviews saying the Fuhrer is the real German superstar.  Liberals would blame Jews for being backward socioeconomically and for lagging behind in society. They would blame Jewish leadership for not doing anything for Jews.  Anupam Kher would say that Jews have opressed and killed Kashmiri pandits since forever.  Mukesh Ambani would fund the Nazis. Anil Ambani would get the contract to build gas chambers instead of the state run GCGL (Gas Chambers of Germany Limited)
Bal Thackeray would say that Berlin should be only for Berliners. He would mass murder Jews. Alyssa would provide him a state funeral.  Channels would be running shows on love jihad and Jewish terrorism.  R shivshankar would be revealing chilling assassination plots by the red army daily on his TV show. He will type 5000 pages of assassination details every night.  Prasoon Joshi would say to the Fuhrer 'ek fuckeeri hai aap mein'.  Anupam Kher would be shouting what about Kashmiri pandits every time someone talks about the killing of Jews.  
Anupam Kher would be shouting what about Kashmiri pandits every time someone talks about the killing of Jews.  Akshay Kumar would visit Germany to wave the Nazi flag while being a resident of Canada.  Liberals won't hear any criticism of the Nazi army.  Brahmins would do havan and puja for Mussolini to retain power and live longer.
Mehbooba Mufti would ally with the Nazis to retain power and then wonder why Jews are still being killed.  Adityanath would call the Holocaust an accident.  All news channels and print ones would call Nazis goons or cadre or SS members. Jews would be called terrorists.

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